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Cinco De May = Bad

 And I will tell you why, kind readers. And share a little bit more about me and my story. Basically, mental recovery from the kind of issues that I have had and currently still battle unfortunately does not come with a handbook that says, "This Is How To Not Be A Fuckup At Life" - Man, in my wildest dreams I wish it did because I'd be an almost balanced person, I imagine. And my imagination is wild.....

I'm sure you're asking yourself - "Why is it that our little pie making, Alyce here thinks Cinco De Mayo is bad?" I will answer this question to you with a story. A simple story about a girl who loved a man very much and supremely f-ed up his birthdays for many years. That girl was me, and I have been making up for BAD Cinco's for MANY years. I could take the next twenty years to make up for the bad ones and it wouldn't even come close to the damage and destruction I have caused on this poor person many a bad birthday. *sigh* Of course, I would have picked someone who had a birthday on one of the biggest drinking days of the year. (I'm not exactly sure why.... but.. whatever.. ) - I would also like to state that I have ZERO problems with the HOLIDAY or THOSE who CREATED and CELEBRATE it.

Anyway - This Blog is a reflection of myself, and my progress through this horribly long and distraught tunnel. So in the spirit of making progress I will see to it that nobody's birthday is getting messed up this year. There will be no cakes that say "Happy Birthday, I'm Sorry I'm A Fuck Up" in mini marshmallows, there will be no broken glass or pieces in which to pick up. Today is a day of medicine, reflection, SOBRIETY, sending out warm fuzzies, making amends, and letting my 100lb doggie, Jakers hog the entire couch. : )

ALSO - Now here's something you might actually want to read about... CAKE, CAKE, CAKE, OREOS, CAKE, OREOS, CAKE! I am making "Choco-Yo-Butt-Off" Triple Chocolate Oreo Cheesecake! But that is another blog post which I will be posting on sometime this evening. I do my best baking in the spoils of the night while other people are sleeping and dreaming of yesterdays peas and carrots.



And I Leave You With Some, Jakers. (the cute factor always works with people
 (it's time for me to make another glass of Unsweet-Soymilk Iced Tea and smoke...)



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