Pack and Chill Day -

Today we are packing up inventory, and taking a much needed rest because we have been moving at a frenetic pace to get everything done in such a short amount of time.

We've faced bigger hurdles than this and we will definitely conquer this. :) I even got up and made a pie with the rest of the apples!

Pie Pie is having a rest.. or as she calls it.. "TV with Mommy!" at the top of her lungs, lol.

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"Vanilla Heart-Attack Shaped Cake"

Eat at Your own Risk! (lol) Yummo! I really can't stop gushing about this cake, ya'll. Literally... they had to keep it away from me so I wouldn't sleep eat it, and give myself a heart attack from eating it. And, by the way - every piece was worth every palpitation. (don't worry, I only got about two pieces of this cake - it was so good everyone else wanted some, haha) Alrighty - Let's get to it.. First, get your ingredients together and preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Then whisk your dry ingredients together. This takes place of actually having to buy cake flour. It's a short cut I use, but you can purchase cake flour if you want to, it's your life - however this saves you a bundle of time without having to purchase the flour and gives you a discount plus an even texture throughout the cake. Start getting the wet ingredients together. Eggs, Sugar, Butter, Vanilla, & Crisco... YES - another recipe with Crisco... ...

The "F-U" Shoney's Strawberry Pie

The "Fuck You" Shoney's Strawberry Pie Okay, first things first... Let's get one thing straight. I <3 Shoney's and they have given me jobs many times over the years, however.... Every time I work there.... The store closes. *sigh* Then it's back to the want ads again... Trying to decide whether to strip or bring assholes their morning coffee. I mean hey... do you think I like being awake in the a.m. to serve you a cup of steaming joe while I'd rather be sleeping with my 100lb dog smothering me to death... No. But I digress.... When I went to the produce market today they had the most LOVELY strawberries... See ? Anyway so - I made and exec u tive dec ision... E...

"Mornings Are A Bitch" Bacon Biscuits with Bacon+Chicken Gravy

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Bake The Pain Away

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