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"I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder."
— G.K. Chesterton


Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful." 
— Gautama Buddha

Happy Thanksgiving!

Around here we love turkey day! My favorite is all the freaking pie!!

We've had a nice turkey day with our Slice of Pie and now we are fat and happy with a million dishes to do tomorrow!!! 




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