Bake The Pain Away

                                                 Today Things about me you should probably know: As you can tell, I'm not in a sunny disposition all the time. I am person who suffers from severe mental illness (extreme depression, anxiety, hurting myself, many suicide attempts (failed of course cuz I even suck at killing myself haha), and many hospitilaztions. I don't have any or most of my eggs in the basket ya'll.... But one thing I do like.... is to cook. I was so depressed that when I was in the nuthouse last week I told my psych I was TOO depressed ."to pack a 420, OR kill myself. He said "That sounds like a problem to me" I fucking say fuck... a lot.  Quid Pro Quo thats all my info you get for today. But in the fashion of 420...

The "Fuck You" Shoney's Strawberry Pie Okay, first things first... Let's get one thing straight. I <3 Shoney's and they have given me jobs many times over the years, however.... Every time I work there.... The store closes. *sigh* Then it's back to the want ads again... Trying to decide whether to strip or bring assholes their morning coffee. I mean hey... do you think I like being awake in the a.m. to serve you a cup of steaming joe while I'd rather be sleeping with my 100lb dog smothering me to death... No. But I digress.... When I went to the produce market today they had the most LOVELY strawberries...                                                       See ? Anyway so - I made and exec u tive dec ision... E...